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Letter to Pres. Bush [10 Jun 2006|03:41pm]
Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us n on-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so ew're leaving. California will now be its own country, and we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you're not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast.

We spoke to God, and she agrees this split will be beneficial to almost everybody, especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the wole country at 4:30 PM EST next Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then.

So, you get Texas and all the former slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. (Okay, we have to keep the Governer, we can live with that.) We get the Statue of Liberty. Yyou get Opryland. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get Enron and WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepeneurs. You get all the technological innovation in Alabama and Mississippi. We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, you and the red states keep what's left over.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms to support, and we know how much you like that. Did I mention we produce 70% of the nation's veggies? But heck, the only greens Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on their Big Macs. Oh yes, and another thing. Don't plan on serving California wine at your state dinners. From now on, it's imported French wine for you. Ouch, bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to want all Blue State citizens returned from Iraq. Iff you need people to fight, just ask the Evangelicals. They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming home.

Anyways, we wish you all the best in the next four years, and we hope- really hope you find those missing WMDs soon. Serioulsy.


Yeah I know it's a bit old. I just came across it in the rubbel of my room and I decided to post it. It's still legit.
4 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

HOW TO LOWER GAS PRICES- DO IT. [26 Apr 2006|10:13pm]

Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.

This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.

BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us! By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2.79 for regular unleaded in my town. Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a gallon of gas is CHEAP at $1.50 - $1.75, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace.... not sellers. With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying gas. But we CAN have an impact on gas prices if we all act together to force a price war.

Here's the idea:

For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL. If they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.

But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Exxon and Mobil gas buyers. It's really simple to do! Now, don't wimp out at this point.... keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people.

I am sending this note to 30 people. If each of us sends it to at least ten more (30 x 10 =3D 300) ...and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 =3D 3,000)...and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth group of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers. If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it..... THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all. (If you don't understand how we can reach 300 million and all you have to do is send this to 10 people.... Well, it will only work if we all work together and TAKE A STAND AND WORK TOGETHER)

How long would all that take? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!! I'll bet you didn't think you and I had that much potential, did you? Acting together we can make a difference. If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. I suggest that we not buy from EXXON/MOBIL UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE $1.30 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN. THIS CAN REALLY WORK.
7 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

National Day of Silence [24 Apr 2006|11:49pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Hey everyone, just a friendly reminder that this Wednesday, April 26, 2006 is the national day of silence. You all know what that is, but just for a refresher, it's a day when people who see and/or hear of any sort of discremination (particularly that aimed at homosexuals) choose not to talk throughout the entire school day to represent those who are silenced daily by hatred and discrimination. It's an incredible opportunity and I recommend that everyone participates in it. For more details, you can contact me. I will have extra signs for people who want to participate, as will other people. If you'd like to participate, meet me in the commons before school (sometime between 7:30 and 7:50). I will be there.

Jessekeen- that means we're going to school earlier on Wednesday. Sorry hun. 7:20.

Please everyone participate! We're trying to make it big this year. I have a limited number of signs, so GET THERE EARLY OR MAKE YOUR OWN!

Later, peeps.

I'm still mentally stable

[30 Mar 2006|05:35pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

So yeah, information has been leaked, not necessarily information that can't be leaked but if you don't notice, I make my journal mostly friends-only posts and there's a reason behind most of that. If I can't trust you with my friends-only posts, then you won't be included in them. Therefore, if you can't see a message posted previously to this saying "if you can't see this post you've been deleted" then you are no longer able to view my friends-only posts. Sorry to be a bitch, but I really hate it when word spreads and if something is on a friends-only post, that should remain friends-only. I know, the point of livejournal is to start up drama, but not on my behalf. Toodles.

I'm still mentally stable

Virus Threat & crap [05 Jan 2006|04:42pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Yeah, if you have your own computer I recommend you read this sucker...

I got an e-mail from my dad who works over at SLU, Symantic has uncovered a cluster virus sort of a deal that will begin running when something activates it... I'm not sure how it's being activated, but apparently the thing that activates the virus is set to run at 12:00 EST (New York Time), which means that the virus will begin operating at 11:00 CST, 10:00 Mountain, and 9:00 Pacific. The virus is such that it will run an execution weekly causing damage to your computer until it is caught.

The virus can be ridded of, but not quite yet. The only way to avoid the virus as of now is to simply:


By doing this, the virus cannot be activated, and thus will simply "die".

Anyways, you can believe it if you want, but I'm just throwing a warning out there.

I'm still mentally stable

Stolen from Trini, my love. [13 Nov 2005|04:05pm]
[ mood | bored ]

• outfit: blue jeans and my "You're cute, just don't open your mouth" shirt.
• hairstyle: um, however it wants to look.
• jewelry: nothing at the moment
• underwear: boxers.
• nail color: none
do you:
• cut yourself: I have to be really depressed, but I've done it before...
• whine a lot: depends.
• yell a lot: At football games.
• hate a lot of people: Not really.
• have too many friends: Nope.
• want to die: Sometimes.
• have a bf/gf: Nope.
• do drugs: Alcohol, on occasion...
• wear dark colors: I wear what I want to wear.
• dye your hair: Rarely.
• shave strange places: Hahahaha...
• kissed someone: Nope.
• gotten drunk: Yup.
• worn rainbow: Nope.
• talked on the phone for over 3 hours: Nope.
• left the country: Nope.
• had a party with over 30 people: I've never hosted one, but I've been to a few.
• taken nude pictures: Ew, who would want to see me nude... I don't even wanna see me nude...
• caught something on fire: Hahaha, every day.
last person:
• you touched: ummm Iunno.
• you talked to: my father.
• you hugged: Brittany Kavitko (saying goodbye to her after the party)
• you kissed: Haven't kissed anyone yet.
• you instant messaged: I'm IMing Jer right now.
• broke your heart: ummmm... I dunno.
are you:
• understanding: generally
• open-minded: generally
• insecure: Haha, sometimes
• interesting: I can be
• hungry: nope.
• smart: Depends on the subject matter
• moody: Kind of.
• childish: I can be
• independent: Extremely.
• healthy: Not really.
• emotionally stable: Haha, no.
• difficult: to understand, yes.
• attractive: Haha, I'm hideous.
• bored easily: yes
• thirsty: Not really.
• obsessed: Depends
• angry: Not really.
• sad: Nope.
• happy: Mostly.
• trusting: Depends.
• talkative: Around people I know well, yes.
• ignored: Extremely.
• self-disciplined: Eh, sometimes.
• lonely: Yep.
have you ever:
• been in love?: Yes.
• kissed someone of the same sex: Nope.
• been in trouble with the police?: Nope.
• hit someone?: Nope.
• broke something?: Yup.
• betrayed a friend?: Nope.
• played strip poker?: Haha, nope.
• skipped school?: Nope, skipped second hour once though.
• stole something?: Haha, yup.
• shot a gun?: Yup.
• smoked weed?: Somteimes I wish.
• dyed your hair?: Yup.

1 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

[17 Oct 2005|10:08pm]
I'm sorry, I have to share this with the world.

The hottest picture around

Happy masturbation.
1 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

Concerning a recent chain of events... [16 Oct 2005|10:53pm]
Dear Drama,
Please leave my friends alone.

Dear Immaturity,
Get the fuck out of my life.

Dear Bitterness,
You have no place here.
3 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

Stolen from Jesse-keen. [16 Oct 2005|09:25pm]
This message is addressed to everyone who is reading this post.

I want you to post (in comments) anything that you want. Anything. Post a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything.

Be sure to post honestly and anonymously, though. Post as many times as you'd like, and then put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say...
1 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

[18 Sep 2005|11:22pm]
This was Kevin Whitley's away message. I found it humorous. I stole it. Get over it. Just read it.

-"I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time"

-"Jesus called. He wants his religion back"

-"Hell: It's not the heat. It's the humidity"

-"I just hope God grades on a curve"

-"Jesus is coming. Look busy"

-"Do rhetorical questions annoy you?"

-"Being perfect isn't as easy as I make it look"

-"People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored"

-"No matter where you go-There you are"

-"I'm learning to express my anger, one dead telemarketer at a time"

-"The gene pool could use some chlorine"

-"Stop whining and plot revenge"

-"Discourage inbreeding. Stop country music"
1 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

[17 Sep 2005|10:07pm]
Ok. I've chosen my piece.

I will be playing another piece by David Lanz on the christas CD this year. Last year, I did "What Child is This?" which is an amazing composition.
This year, I will be doing "O Holy Night", which is an amazing song. Absolutely amazing. And it's not too terribly hard- his version, at least. I've got a recording, I will be playing it for Bhat eventually, and she's already stated that she'd love to have something of mine in the CD.

I'm in. Fuck yes.

Life is good.
I'm still mentally stable

[12 Sep 2005|10:04pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

I really don't like it when certain people get up in my face about shit that I didn't do or failed to do, and maybe some people need to just face the facts.

#1. I'm not perfect. Yes, this may be hard to believe.
#2. Hell, I'm nowhere near perfect, I suck. You should know this. And not only in the good way.
#3. I hate it when people act like I'm not accomplishing anything, because you have no clue what's going on in my life or why I'm acting the way I do. I'm stressed to the limits, I'm over-committed, I'm trying to keep everyone happy but because I'm not perfect, and because I suck, this can be suprisingly hard to do.

So please forgive me for my fucking flaws, ok? I'm sorry I can't fit your standards, you have to keep in mind who I am- I'm not that great of a person, I'm not that amazing of an actor, and I suck at basically anything and everything else. Have a little patience with me, don't stand in my way, and I will do what I need to to get where I need to be.

But get in my face about it, and you will find it suprisingly easy to push me to the edge. I guaruntee it.

This is exactly what happened to me last year that made me such a bitch, a loner, and a tool. I'm not going to let that happen again. I'm stressed enough worrying about school, choir, drama, my boyfriend... I don't need anything more. So please let me live my life, and if that means you outcast me from your social circle, then so be it. Right now, I think I have the friend support I need. If I ever find myself at a loss, trust me, you'll hear about it.

Maybe I overreacted a bit. I'm sorry, but I'm really just pissed, stressed, and have no time to myself right now. Last night I spent the majority of what time I had feeling obnoxious for wanting Jeremy back, because he's off doing something he loves and all I can think about is how much I miss him and want him back home. I was trying to cover up things this morning, which probably put a load on me that I didn't need.
Maybe I need to get a night to myself, figure things out... go out with a friend or four... -.- but I have no time. This really sucks.

I'm still mentally stable

[28 Aug 2005|08:57pm]
I have no life.

Oh, Stuey got tired of elmo, so Stuey brought Stewie back.
*points at livejournal user icon*
I'm still mentally stable

[25 Jul 2005|12:47am]
Whee. So the power went out in my brother's neighborhood, so they couldn't keep the dog over at their place. Zelda's really not that bad of a burdon, but on top of the puppy and Chloe... and Chloe's really good, she really is...
but when you walk back into your parents' bedroom, which you are using as your own cuz you can spread out over a queen-sized bed, and find 2 piles of shit and about 6 puddles of urine on the floor... oh yes, things are great.
So now it's 12:50, I'm waiting for the dryer to finish up so I can dry my last comforter, and it's probable that none of them will be actually dry... I mean, she didn't pee or anything in the bed, to the best of my awareness... but I'd rather stay up till two than to be waken up at two when I roll over on top of something.. yeah.. we won't go into that.

If having a puppy is like having a child... my god, I'm never having kids.
Never. Ever.
I will grow up, get a job, get together with my boyfriend, start a small theater company and live a happy life with him and without children.
Cuz children suck.

Yay, the second comforter is done. Now to switch it out for the third.
Yeah that's right, I use 3 comforters.
I'm still mentally stable

Thymus Vulgaris [31 May 2005|04:22pm]

Everyone should come see Thymus Vulgaris!

It will be showing in the blackbox theater at 6:30 PM tomorrow, Wednesday, June 1st.
Admission is absolutely free!
The house opens at 6:00 PM.
The show is about 40 minutes long.

I would love to see you all there! Bring a friend! It's going to be a great show!

I'm still mentally stable

[23 May 2005|10:36pm]
My play has been postponed due to a death in the family of one of our actors.

We know for sure we will be going on Thursday.

Probably on Monday, as well.

Aside from that, we know nothing.
I'm still mentally stable

Stu's Revelation [02 May 2005|11:10pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

You know, every day I hear more of this "Being gay is wrong" and "the devil is posessing the gay people". It really gets on my nerves, because I don't believe any of it is true. But tonight I was thinking about it... how could the devil be possessing me? Sure, I'm a gay man, and people could argue that that in itself is the devil. But if you think about it... I am an extremely religious person. If the devil were posessing me, turning me into a homosexual, how could I be so religious? He would be trying to turn my every thought away from God, he would be attempting to make me into a person I am not, and he would damn me completely, not just partially.
He is tempting me through my thoughts, not my actions. My sexuality does not condemn me. All these people who say "Being gay is wrong" and "The devil is possessing gay people"- they are the true devil. They are the true temptation. They are trying to convert me, they are turning my thoughts away from God, because they know that my sexuality will not change.
God cannot condemn me for this, my sexuality, for it is who I am and who he made me. The devil is merely trying to stop me from believing. If I merely stand, sturdy as a rock under God's protecting hand, and do not budge, he (satan) will not win.

I'm still mentally stable

[02 May 2005|12:55am]
AAAH! I'm SO TIRED and I CANT SLEEP! This needs to END! I don't know what the hell is going on, but I'm just like ... AAH!
1 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

[29 Apr 2005|11:17pm]
[ mood | pissed off / depressed ]

"pfft, I don't care what you think, you're Stuart."

You know what, I'm just done caring.
If people want to hate me, what point is there in fighting it?

I just don't understand why I continue to love these people after they treat me like shit. I guess I deserve it.
But another thing I don't understand is why exactly these people hate me so much to say this stuff.
I mean, ok, maybe they don't hate me, but they certainly don't give a rat's ass about me if they just go off and say stuff like that... to my face.

*sings* There've been many times I really should've died, but somehow I've survived on my mistakes. They say it makes me stronger, but why does it take longer to get love these days?

I'm still mentally stable

[26 Apr 2005|09:02pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Some extremely exciting news for my fellow juniors, and some extremely terrifying news for everyone below us:


Yeyayah, bitches.

7 cut me down but | I'm still mentally stable

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